Father Stu: Reborn becomes the new Morbius with baffling theatrical re-release

September 2024 · 3 minute read

Mark Whalberg’s critical flop Father Stu is getting the Morbius treatment by bafflingly being re-released to theaters within the same year, despite absolutely no one requesting such a thing.

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Father Stu: Reborn is not a sequel to the based-on-a-true-story drama that was released back in April, but a PG-13 version of the original that is set to hit theaters on Dec. 9. The original movie about a boxer-turned-priest named Father Stuart Long was rated R and received a pummelling from critics, garnering a 42 percent critical score from Rotten Tomatoes. Despite Father Stu having a more generous audience score, of 95 percent, the film only snagged $21 million worldwide during its initial run, according to Box Office Mojo.

Despite the rocky history in theaters, Father Stu was able to secure three weeks in the Top 10 spot when the movie came to Netflix in September, according to Netflix Top 10. Perhaps it is because of the movie’s popularity on the streaming platform that the film’s producers are attempting to replicate that success at the box office once again.

The world's most unlikely priest is back in theaters in time for the holidays. @MarkWahlberg stars in Father Stu: Reborn, rated PG-13, exclusively in movie theaters December 9. #FatherStuMovie pic.twitter.com/Y9vCOueXNb

— Father Stu Movie (@FatherStuMovie) November 2, 2022

It wasn’t long before movie fans began to question whether this re-released was another misstep.

Who exactly is this for lol

— Martin Camacho (@machocamacho03) November 2, 2022

Another commentator correctly pointed out that the title Father Stu: Reborn sounds like a way better-sounding straight-to-DVD sequel of the titular character “wielding dual pistols fighting in the name of Christ.”

Father Stu: Reborn sounds like a straight to DVD, unrelated sequel with none of the same actors that features Father Stu wielding dual pistols fighting in the name of Christ https://t.co/xHLjJ9UGeW

— Cade Onder (@Cade_Onder) November 2, 2022

Another Twitter user imagined James Cameron shaking in terror when he finds out he will have to compete with Father Stu: Reborn.

James Cameron when he finds out that Avatar 2 is going to compete with Father Stu: Reborn pic.twitter.com/AbVhXZ82zO

— Kingofied Tomato (@LegoKingo) November 2, 2022

Only a notorious Oscar Isaac meme from Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker could summarize one person’s thoughts on that matter.

Somehow Father Stu returned https://t.co/Plm3B8RQxG pic.twitter.com/zSCQE061tc

— McRib (@McR1B69) November 2, 2022

Another Twitter user correctly pointed out Father Stu will be in the rare company of Deadpool with this re-release stunt. Back in 2018, the R-rated Deadpool 2 was re-released in a PG-13 version called Once Upon a Deadpool.

it's funny how the only two movies/characters I can think of that have done a rated R to PG-13 re-release are Father Stu and Deadpool https://t.co/MXuiIbtHyx

— sammy kay (@thatSammyKay) November 2, 2022

Though it’s been speculated the PG-13 re-cut is an aim to make the movie more digestible for people with religious backgrounds, one writer pointed out they tried to do the same with Passion of the Christ, but even that failed — despite the R-rated version of the Mel Gibson-directed film being a box office smash.

They tried to do this with PASSION OF THE CHRIST and even *that* tanked, and that movie, in its original release, made… well let's just say MUCH MORE than FATHER STU https://t.co/mQoyXjOi5s

— Jason Bailey (@jasondashbailey) November 2, 2022

Let the Father Stu: Reborn sweep commence when it hits theaters *again* on Dec. 9.

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